Am.. Am I just supposed to type my.. my "Life Story" here, or--wait, wait I think I got it now...
Ah, here we are.
So, I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz and, well OBVIOUSLY, a majority of you.. what are you all called, fangirls? Yeah, fangirls-- you've all known about me since August 17, 2007. My, what a day.. Perry the Platypus and I were at it, ONCE again, the whole spiel and vaudeville routine and whatnot. AS USUAL, it all comes crashing down.. Yeah.. every day is just another.. *chuckle*.. another slap to the face, so to say. But, I can't help but feel that.. If it weren't for that little monotreme, I wouldn't know how to begin my days, you know?
Well, I guess that'll be it for now.
If I go on anymore, Major Monogram would NOT get off my back about me going on and on about who knows what!
Haben Sie Spaß, jeder!